VMA's

So, I vowed to myself that I was not gonna watch the VMA’s but I had to do something before Entourage came on, So here is my min by min commentary (or what I felt was worth blogging about) of the show:

Brit Brit looks good

Jonah Hill = Seth Rogen’s illegitimate child, or his younger bro he never met

Good product placement Jonah, lol

Is Britney Spears retarded (did I have to ask?) Why is she holding the mic so close to her face?

Rih Rih is opening the show

Damn, she sounds horrible, but what else is new? Besides that long yaki

Rih Rih dances moves are stiffer than R. Kelly at Bring your daughter to work day

Why is this british host guy so fuckin dramatic
Oh lord, more Obamaia
HAHAHAHAH, did he just say racists? Lmao
PR Stunt? Lmao, I fuck with this guy now

I never liked Jamie Foxx.
Um, memo to Jamie, You aren’t the host, no need 4 ure jokes, follow the teleprompter like a good celeb, thanks
OOOOHHHHH, lmao, T.I. is a bitch 4 not getting mad at his jokes, he just laughing like a punk

Why is Mooriah Carey’s wack ass video nominated for anything?
Brit Brit finally wins a VMA, how grand (wait, can u sense the sarcasm?)

Travis Barker and DJ AM r fuckin KILLIN “Wonderwall”

Damn, MTV must have mad clout to have this screen throughout the commercials

Demi Moore is one of the baddest bitches, EVER.

Why is Flo-rida nominated for anything, EVER

Chris Brown is hella corny, but the crown pin on his lapel is dope.

Who the fuck is Taylor Swift? (Damn, I must be getting old)

Uh, I never heard any of their music before, but I am not impressed by the JonASS brothers. I am however impressed by their ensembles.
This shit is boring, teenage girls must be easily entertained.
Ok, now they’re “rocking” out. I feel like I see too many boys in the crowd of screaming fans.

WOOOOOWWW, Katy Perry is the shit, she is killin Like a Virgin with Travis and DJ AM. I called it, Katy Perry best dressed of the night, that Banana is sooo fuckin sick.

Whoa, that taco bell commercial was ill, ol boy killed that verse, lol

Shows back on, LMAO, this british guy, whoever he is, is hilarious, the chap stic joke was by far my favorite

The human aquaman, Mike Phelps is so fuckin gangsta for walkin out to Jeezy

Okay the fake Mariah Carey, I mean Leona Lewis, is on…..YAWN
But its cool she’s singing that Nina Simone song
Oh shit, it’s Weezy
Wait, LMAO, I 4got he sampled this song on the carter 3
Damn, I didn’t know this was Weezy performance, I didn’t hear what Mike Phelps said, I was on the phone, sorry
BOO…I don’t see a Styrofoam cup anywhere
YEEAAAHH, T-Wayne make a great team
Kobe Bryant looks like such a lame when he dances, lol
Memo to Weezy: No more dancing 4 u
Look, its John Legend and his beard (bka as hs “girlfriend”) I use the term girlfriend very loosely
Ok,that was a col performance

UUUHHH,OOOHH, ring the alarm, my bitch Lindsay Lohan is in the mutha fuckin building
Ciara looks good too
I haven’t really seen this Dance Crew show before, so I’m not hyped about Fanny Pack winning something
I hope Madonna wins, cuz that 4 min vid is ill
Nicole Sch$*%$#@!, or whatever her name is , and her back up singers, The Pussy Cat Dolls just won YYAAWWNNN

I’m more impressed by these commercials than by the show

Why are there soo many Real World/Road Rules challenges?

Ok, the show is back on and the british guy is starting to annoy me now

Why is Aubrey frm Danity Kane so ghetto?

Yawn, Yawn, Yawn, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, this shit is boring

Oh shit, it’s 10, Entourage is on, gotta get my priorities straight

-Sidenote- Why the fuck is Bow Wow on Entourage now, BOOOO

Ok, it’s 10:30 now, I just missed T.I. and Rih Rih’s performance (Thank God)

Travis is KILLING Take On Me, It is making me mad everytime the show goes on commercial, these little excerpts are like interludes on cds that you wish were full songs, Travis Barker and DJ AM were CLEARLY the highlight of this show

Damn, Vanessa Hudgens is Official

Oh look it’s Aubrey frm Danity Kane, whoops, that’s Xtina Aguleira
She had a cool performance

LMAO, ok now I fuck with the british guy again

Lauren’s (from the hills) teleprompter reading skills are horrible, she does a better job on her show

Travis AGAIN, is killin it, he evn makes LL sound cool
Someone please let me kno why LL Cool J thinks he is relevant?

Why does Paris Hilton walk like that?
Brit Brit wins another award, I’m not impressed

AAWWW SSHHIIT, Mike Phelps is a freak, I saw him licking his lips after Brit Brit left the stage

Lupe is a good performer, good energy

Weezy and Kid Rock are boring me

I’ve never seen any of the videos nominated for video of the year, but from these clips on The Ting Tings (whoever they are) should win
Ok Brit Brit won again, oh well, its not like these awards mean anything anyway

I’m hella excited for Kanye
OH GOD, if I hear another song with this vocoder thing, I’m gonna die
His Suit is fuckin BANANAS, that red flower is a good touch
Wait, it’s not a flower, it’s a heart, and it’s glowing, looking like a beating heart, how cool
I wonder if Dee & Rickey made it outta legos
This song is on some other shit, I don’t know if I fuck wit it
Wow, the drummers and the light are cool
Ok, its over, it was an aight performance, Why does he look so mad?

This show was ASS.

P.S. I saw the 30 mins. I missed when Entourage came on and I didn’t miss a damn thing.