No Homo?

So college is gay now? Aww shit, I spent 4 years (pause), learning (no homo) about shit. Damn, well call me John Legend cuz I did go to college and finished in 4 years (if you're in school, u kow thats a great feat) and at least I can pronounce Missouri correctly. U Jelly Soulja Boy? Naw, but real talk, I'm happy he wants to go to college, that's beautiful. And I had to give him the "Nigga Please" side eye when he said 1. That he watched the Obama/McCain debate and 2. When he referred to himself as a superstar. Umm...No